Hello, AsciiDoc (Now With Dad Jokes)
Welcome to fast-adoc-blog! This is an .adoc
post rendered by 11ty via Asciidoctor — now 37% funnier according to very serious science.
Why AsciiDoc? (And why the puns?)
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Rich semantics and attributes — because plain text deserves fancy clothes.
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Includes, macros, and callouts — like cheat codes, but for docs.
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Plays great with CI/CD — Continuous Integration? More like Continuous Illumination.
AsciiDoc Dad Jokes Corner
Here are some high-quality, low-latency dad jokes to keep your docs compiling with a smile:
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Why did the developer switch to AsciiDoc?
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Because their Markdown was feeling a little… underlined.
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How do AsciiDoc files stay so organized?
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They always keep their headers in order — it’s a top-tier habit.
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I asked my file if it supported callouts.
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It said "Sure, but only if you don’t shout!" <1>
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Why did the heading feel important?
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Because it was H1 and only child.
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What do you call a well‑structured document?
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A docu-mint — fresh, readable, and leaves a good taste in your repo.
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// Even code blocks enjoy a good pun
function asciify(text) {
return `*= ${text}`; // add a title, boom — instant drama
}
Note
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Remember: groans are an acceptable (and expected) reaction to dad jokes. If your terminal sighs, you’re doing it right. |
Quick Tips to Get Rolling
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Use attributes at the top (like
:author:
,:image:
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Add
:page-tags:
to help folks find related posts.
Example::page-tags: intro, asciidoc
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Use
toc::[]
to drop in a table of contents when helpful.
Final Punchline
Docs without humor are like code without comments — technically fine, but a little harder to love. Keep writing, keep shipping, and keep the puns compiling!